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Strong Bad’s Quest for the Ultimate Game

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Most of my readers are aware of my love for the website HomeStarRunner.com, which is an animated internet cartoon.  Over eight years ago, two brothers started posting their animations online, and now they work full-time creating new content based on their own world of characters.  These cartoons are not always safe for the kids, in my opinion, but then again, they’re probably better than most of what’s on TV for kids these days.  Feel free to head over to their website to get an idea of the days of fun that await you, and one of my favorites is the “First Time Here?” link in the top right of the main menu.  But this post isn’t really about that, it’s about games.

Strong Bad, one of the main characters on the site, is an avid fan of games.  Like, old school.  The cartoons are filled with old game references, from the floppy disk labels on Strong Bad’s desk to this whole e-mail episode about how he’d make a game.  Of course, it’s even more apparent that the creators of the site are fans of old games, from silly arcade games like Trogdor to adventure games such as Thy Dungeonman and Peasant’s Quest.  But it isn’t about these old games that run via Flash and look like you could run them on your 386, this is about the new hotness coming later this summer!

I’ll be honest.  I’ve played very few computer games in the last couple years, partly because I haven’t had time to do so, and partly because not many games have stood out to me as worth my time.  I have kept up a bit with franchises I’ve frequented over the years, looking at if Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 or 3 was worth buying and continuing to get games in the Myst series.  I got SimCity 3000 a while back, but why get SimCity 4 if I can’t even get anywhere in SimCity 3000?  A friend got me a couple Grand Theft Auto games a year or two ago. I’ve only played them for a couple hours because I really don’t have the time, but just driving around and exploring can keep me entertained for hours in those games, which is why I like them.  Also, because I play games very little (mostly when I’m not connected to the Internet), there’s little incentive to pay for a game that costs more than $10, or at least that’s the price I hold myself to.  (The other benefit is that $10 games usually work on your not-so-new computer.)

The other reason I’ve not played games is that they rarely make games of of the kind they used to these days.  (Or, at least, I don’t hear about them.)  Another set of games I loved to play back in the day were kinda like Myst games, except generally more silly and more interaction with other characters.  I enjoyed playing through King’s Quest 7, the demo of Space Quest 6 numerous times, as well as even an old text adventure game called Humbug.  Joe Bowar also got me into some LucasArts games like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and from there I got Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, another point-and-click game where Indy asks the right questions and pick up random items to get him out of scrapes and solve the ancient mysteries.  During college, I got into the Monkey Island series, where wannabe-pirate Guybrush Threepwood goes on cartoonish, blundering voyages through the Carribean.  Somewhat sadly, these games are no longer made anymore, or I might be playing them.

This brings me to this summer’s excitement.  The folks at independent game developer Telltale Games, which is founded by a number of ex-LucasArts employees, have teamed with Strong Bad and all the folks at HomeStarRunner.com to release a game based on the online cartoon.  It’s called Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People and it’s fully 3-D, but it retains a simple point-and-click system.  Throughout the gameplay previews that I’ve seen, Strong Bad and characters, all voiced by the characters in the cartoon, continue to make hilarious little quips.  In most cases, it seems you control Strong Bad, who gets “missions” to do via e-mails, just like the cartoon.  The game looks amazing and brings the 2-D animation to life in beautiful 3-D.  I’m sure it’s tons of silly shenanigans - for proof, just look at this infomercial-style teaser:

Another great deal is the price. I don’t know exactly how long these games really are, but the game is distributed in “episodes” that take at least a couple hours to play through each. Each episode goes for about $9, and the entire 5-episode series will most likely go for only $30 or $35, if not less. In this day and age where game content is a bit slim and prices are high, I think these prices are aggressive and benefit from being a small, independent company who distributes primarily via the Internet, while still keeping the gaming experience exciting.

And, finally, I have to hand it to The Brothers Chaps, who created the Homestar Runner cartoons, for keeping true to their roots and staying independent. I’ve heard they’ve been offered the ability to be on Cartoon Network or get sweet placement elsewhere, but they did not want to change their style and compromise their product just to make a buck. In the same way, I’m glad they chose the able hands at Telltale Games to make their game instead of going for the big money by licensing an arcade game for EA. Also, it’s great to have them so involved that they’re doing all the voices and most likely contributing ideas for the game.

In conclusion, mostly because I’ve been a fan of Strong Bad, Homestar, and even Homsar for years, I’ll probably get into SBCG4AP. I’m also going to have to check out more Telltale Games products, too, because I see they just announced some episodic games starring Wallace & Gromit, another set of hilarious characters I love (although it looks rendered instead of claymation, which is understandable due to cost but a bit disappointing). Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People’s first episode will debut sometime in August, unless they push the date back even further.

Shady Mall Carts (Part One)

Friday, April 18th, 2008

OK, so I don’t really have a series yet. But I’ve always found those vendor carts at the Mall of America (and, well, every mall) to be a bit shady. Here’s exhibit #1:

Just in case you can’t read it, the sign says “Version Wireless” (as opposed to Verizon Wireless and what I thought it was at first, Verision Wireless, thanks Josh). They at least sell cellular phone accessories, and maybe they sell phones and phone plans as well. This was the only time I found the place unopened, which is a bit disappointing, but still, it’s shady.

The GNU Game?

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

Over Christmas, I was looking for a good game or toy for a young relative of mine. I had to take a picture of this hilarious-looking game box:

What’s GNU? Game

NOTE: Those friends of mine who know little of computers or know nothing about Linux may not find the humor in this.

The New Bath & Body Works

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

The Old Bath & Body Works

I’ve once or twice been near to these stores because my sisters were in there. Well, I recently noticed their stores have a slick new look:

The New Bath & Body Works

The best part, though, is that they now have proper government-mandated warning on the front of these stores:

The Bath & Body Works Sign - Surgeon General's Warning: Some of the items in this store and coming out from this store may cause illness, nausea, or death when inhaled.

3 Musketeers: Now With Mint!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

No, this is not related to web stuff, but it is mint. A couple days ago I found, while perusing the local convenience store, the new 3 Musketeers Mint bar. Since 3 Musketeers is one of my favorite candy bars, I knew I had to try it. I’d say it was pretty good.

3 Musketeers Mint PhotoTo get the idea, take the ingredients and taste of a York Peppermint Patty and put it in the size and texture of a 3 Musketeers bar. It’s a bit smaller, but it has a mint filling in that airy 3 Musketeers style. Then, of course, there’s dark chocolate on the outside to hold it all together. It was tasty, although nothing really new.

Speaking of new, the best new candy bar as far as I can remember is the Reese’s Fast Break. And also speaking of tasty, fattening foods, tomorrow is the opening of everybody’s favorite waste of money, the Minnesota State Fair. Believe me, there’s not many ways to drop money faster without buying a brand new computer. But dang, that deep fried 3 Musketeers on a stick was really good!

Taste In Movies

Monday, June 18th, 2007

UPDATE: Well, apprently nobody got this post, so I’m going to try again with a bit more context. It’s probably still not as fun if you have to explain it. First of all, my boss seems to love almost every action movie (except maybe the ones I like the most). He often asks me what I think of the new movie that came out the past weekend because, undoubtedly, he’s already seen it. So, when he came up to me this morning, I wasn’t too surprised he had seen Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, the latest action-superhero B-list movie. As you may be able to tell from the conversation below, he was rather surprised that I was not excited about the movie, and maybe even a bit more surprised that I unashamedly gave him a hard time for even thinking I’d like the movie. See, I told you it’d be boring if I had to explain it.

My Boss: So, Dan, did you see the Fantastic Four movie?
Me: (indignantly) No!
My Boss: Dan, I’m surprised you’d respond in that way.
Me: (somewhat condescendingly) That’s too bad.
My Boss: Haha, nice.

My Boss: (as I was walking away) Yeah, well, it was mediocre.

25 Reasons Why Dan is “da Man”

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

My three amazing sisters sent me this via e-mail for my 25th birthday. It’s all true, really.

Dan is da insanely awesome man because:

  1. he can head bang like NO ONE’S business
  2. he can pull off loud outburst/singsong/theme songs to any event, anytime.
  3. its easy to know what Dan wants for lunch–meat!!
  4. Dan always has a hug for ya
  5. Dan can recognize those he loves from a mile away–layzor vision
  6. wherever Dan goes he brings his geeky t-shirts, awesome dvds, backpack, cellphone/laptop and the music, Basically…. Dan brings the party home
  7. when Dan’s angry, it’s like because there’s crappy music playing or he has to use dial-up. basically….Dan only lets his temper fire up for good reasons.
  8. Dan loves the Lord, you can just tell, he loves christian music and loves to praise God!!
  9. Dan started gadget land—at least in my mind he did, he introduced email, dvds, ipods, laptops, and much more to me… thanks Dan, without you i would still be in the dark ages.
  10. Dan is pretty chill and just enjoys being with people
  11. He never hesitiates to treat me (well, the only exception is when I’m buying from PB loco)
  12. Dan is INCREDIBLY generous with his time - always there to help
  13. Dan sings like an angel …a really cool angel
  14. Dan has a SUPER laugh. Usually it starts a whole crowd of people laughing. Sometimes, it leaves our sides in pain! (esp late nights playing monopoly)
  15. Dan has good taste in movies. I love that whenever it comes to Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, we always watch ALL episodes, AND we can watch the extra tracks! Dan is ALL OUT!
  16. Everyone around him just enjoys DAN. And so do I :)
  17. Dan is the best geek I know. (A very high compliment coming from the technology household) He has some mad skills.
  18. He is looking to serve the Lord in whatever ways he can. He took a step of faith and dove into the campus division! PRAISE GOD!
  19. he is an excellent body guard when it comes to crazy concerts! (especially when Dan plus me make a stellar team to mosh our way to the front of the stage!!!)
  20. Dan has the best air guitar that anyone has ever seen. Especially when it is while jumping on a trampoline and listening to some old school DC Talk a.k.a. CD Silent.
  21. Dan’s friendship with others extends beyond his own need for friendship and looks out for others’ needs.
  22. Dan knows where to find good food, at a nice place called Chipotle! which unfortunately does not exist in Italy =( and also at Nordstrom Cafe! (yummy)
  23. He is not afraid to shop at Patina (shriek!) or Old Navy to be a wonderful friend and brother.
  24. Dan’s worship is so pure and heart-felt, that he inspires others (me, for one) to praise the Lord with every fiber of their being. (This deserved a second mention.)
  25. He is not afraid to wear whatever the heck he wants, whether ‘emo’ shirts of his fave band or a purplish dress shirt.

Overall, Dan is da man because he is himself, a man of God.

Yes, I refused to pay for $6 Peanut Butter sandwiches. What can I say? There wasn’t any meat in ‘em so they don’t count as lunch!

A Milestone

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

Guess what? Starting today, I can rent a car!

Oh wait…

Here’s a great Birthday greeting for me from my sister. It was so cool, I just had to share it with everyone!

The Design Side

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

I don’t do design too much, but enough to get my hands a bit dirty. I kinda enjoy it, although I rarely get really inspired works that look amazing. So I mostly stick to programming. However, this funny post of “23 Signs That You’re Becoming a Design Geek” has some funny things that mostly only designers will understand. Thanks to Leo and Amber for pointing this out on their enjoyable podcast along with the rest of fun links for geeks.

The Best Super Bowl XLI (2007) Commercials

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

After reviewing most of the commercials another time, I decided that these are my favorites:

#1: The fan-made Doritos commercial. Brilliant.

#2: “The Fist Bump” is so last year. Even Matt can be seen on Google Chat slapping me.

#3: Everyone was pulling for the poor factory robot.

#4: Coca-Cola redeems GTA

#5: But he has an axe!