They'll Know Us By The Way We Point And Stare

I assumed it was just a joke. (Well, hey, the rest of the stuff on LarkNews.com is a joke, so why would I think it's serious?) But even Amazon.com proves it's true because you can buy it.

The authors of LarkNews have released A Field Guide to Evangelicals & Their Habitat. It looks like a invaluable book should you ever encounter full-on Evangelicals. I mean, it preaches the truth: that I am going to hell, apparently (along with the rest of Catholics and the Pope). Just check out the handy chart that was reprinted at Shlog.com.